Reducing the mess that America is now in economically

Here is an Interesting Analogy about reducing the mess that America is now in economically.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.
What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop; It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table... Everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean.
they would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud.
They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.
So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.
I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be.
Quiet, serene, and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the tens of thousands.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

It's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not, just continue cleaning up the poop and wonder why America is so far behind in education, business, and it's deficit.

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Meghan Malia Bird. interview for THE GOLdEN TREE

Kids today would not have survived when we did.

If you are 30, or older, you might think this is hilarious!

When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways... yadda, yadda, yadda.  And I remember promising myself that there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.

You've got it so easy!  Compared to my childhood you live in a damn Utopia — ­­­you kids today do not know how good you have it!

When I was a kid:

• we didn't have the Internet.  If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the library and look it up ourselves — in the card catalog!!


• There was no email!!  We had to actually write somebody a letter — with a pen or pencil!  Then we had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take almost a week to get there!  Stamps were 10 cents!


• Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us.  As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick my ass!  Nowhere was safe!


• There were no MP3's, Napsters, or iTunes!  If we wanted to steal music, we had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it ourselves!
  
  • Or we had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio; and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and mess it all up!
  
  
• There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car.  We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished; and sometimes the tape would come undone rendering it useless.


• We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting!  If we were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal!


• There weren't any cell phones either.  If we left the house, we just didn't make a call or receive one — we were actually out of touch with our "friends."  OH MY GOD !!!  Think of the horror... Not being in touch with someone 24/7!!!  And then there's TEXTING.  Yeah, right.  Please!  You kids have no idea how annoying you are.


• And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!  When the phone rang, we had no idea who it was!  It could be our school, our parents, our boss, a salesman, a killer — we just didn't know!!!  We had to pick it up and take our chances!


• We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics!  We had the Atari 2600 — with games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids.'  Our screen guy was a little square!  We actually had to use our imagination!!!  And there were no multiple levels or screens — it was one screen... Forever!  And we could never win.  The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until we died!  Just like LIFE!


• We had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!  We were screwed when it came to channel surfing!  We had to get off our ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!!  NO REMOTES!!! In fact, I was the remote for my dad.  "Get up and change the channel."  I had to turn it one channel at a time and wait for him to say "ok."
• There were only 12 channels to watch anyway.


• There was no Cartoon Network either! We could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning.  Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little brats!


• And we didn't have microwaves.  If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove!  Imagine that!


• And our parents told us to stay outside and play — all day long.  Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort.  And if we came back inside, we were doing chores!  We were doing chores all the time anyway!


• And car seats - oh, please!  Mom threw us in the back seat and we hung on.  If you were luckily, we got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly; and if our head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!

See!  That's exactly what I'm talking about!  You kids today have got it too easy.  You're spoiled rotten!  You wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or any time before!

from an email from my sister Carla

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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

A few thoughts to ponder from the desk of Ken Miller.

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What is the difference between girls/women aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 — You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed...

At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 — If you take her to bed, THAT WILL be a story!

At 78 — What story???  What bed???  Who the hell are you???Technorati Tags: joke, fun, reailty

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Heaviest and Deadliest Element Discovered

Research has led to discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.  The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
 
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.  Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.  A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that normally takes less than a second to take as long as 4 years to complete.
 
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places.  In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes more morons to become neurons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
 
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, which has half as many peons but twice the number of morons.  Poisoning by this metal is lethal at small doses.

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Embarrased to be a Packer's fan

I am appalled at the way the fans treated Brett Farve at Lambeau Field on Sunday, Nov. 1, 2009, in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

After the years he gave them, the blood, sweat, tears, pain, and the WINS, these people need to be tossed off the face of the earth, smacked around, and forced to root for the Detroit Lions or the Cleveland Browns.

These people have no idea what went down with Farve and the Greenbay Packer Organization.  What is rumored and there seems to be to validity to it if you understand how things work in the REAL world you asinine utter-heads (not worthy of being called a cheese-head, which is an honor — I know, I am called that often).

One person states on the posts after the game laughing and dispising those fans that booed Farve

Get off it already. FAVRE gave Green Bay his blood for most of his professional career.  Evidently it wasn't enough for the GB front office, who was ready to put him out to pasture.  Well, HE wanted to play, they didn't want him to play.  Pretty basic.  So you take an ALL Pro quarterback and put him out to pasture.  Obviously it was a BIG mistake.  Fess up, and get beyond it.  Maybe he will retire after this season and GB can get back to winning a division.  Don't blame Favre for wanting to play, and that's exactly what GB fans are doing.  Get over it!

It's not Farve's fault he was let go you ignoramus boneheads!!!

I was routing for the packers, being a fan, but also being a fan of Farve and was upset at the front office for tossing him aside — yeah sure, he had injuries, but can you tell now?  And after the reception they gave Farve, I wanted all those brainless, shortsighted, re-knobs, to taste agony of defeat.

I am so embarrassed to be a Packers fan, or at least to put myself in the company that was there at Lambau field -- those people desecrated and disrespected a historic landmark and it's history of honor.

You might as well just shit on the flag you splitters.

This woman has obviously following what her husband said to do.
Ignorant blonde


the silly costume made your team go home with their heads down.


First off these people are way to young to even be hating Farve -- they have no concept
of reality or of their minuscule existence on this planet.
FARVE never betrayed anyone you pathetic excuses for a human beings let alone being
called packer fans.  Who let you in?  You are probably Cowboy fans or worse, Patriot fans.

It's amazing how the human brain in most people can actually have nothing in it and
they go speaking their minds before knowing what they talk about.

AGAIN. I am truly saddened to call myself a packer fan because of these maggots and if you
were on of those maggots booing Farve after all the years he gave and never wanted to leave,
there are ways you can erase the shame you brought upon us and save us from your
worthless life.Technorati Tags: Packer Fans, Brett Farve, Disgraceful, Emabarrased

A little humor to and thoughts to ponder from a woman's point of view

If you love something set it free;  If it comes back it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back it was never yours to begin with.
BUT... If it just in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your phone, takes your money, and deasn't appear to realize that you set it free .....

You either married it or gave birth to it.

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One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain five pounds.

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If men can run the world why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?

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this one is from Sandy at Women of worth.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED
Men Are Just Happier People — what do you expect from such simple creatures?

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can be President.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100. 
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. 
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time. 
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend...
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. 
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes with one color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

Idiots in the world

Just read about the "Concealed arms reciprocity rejected by Senate," and I am wondering why was it even up for a vote? Who in the right mind would want to approve this?

I know it is some far right or leftest, extremist republican group who feels they have the RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS when ever they damn well please, but wake up and grow up you ingrained morons!!!  Other than the fact that you can use the law to the letter — and then some — there is no reason, NONE WHAT SO FUCKING EVER to need a gun in your home let alone concealed somewhere on you or in your car.

It is your paranoid delusions that you think you need to defend yourself and your lack of understanding — maybe because you're not smarter than a 5th grader — that you fear someone is going to take your rights away.  You need to go find your own island or planet then you will truly have your privacy and the rights to do as you wish, but here on earth in the united states, you're not the only one who lives here.

I understand the need to defend yourself, but out of the billions of people that live here, what are the odds that you need it to defend yourself? less than 1%.  BUT the real reason that people own and have guns is too much testosterone and the need to kill things.  If you are so fucking worried about defending yourself from being killed, why do you kill things that don't have a chance against a weapon?  You want to kill a deer, a duck, bear, even a person, then do it with your bare hands.

Guns are for sissy's, pansies, little scared boys and girls that can't stick up for themselves. A person who uses a gun is a chicken shit cry baby's that hide behind the gun and think they are tough — you're nothing but a loser.

I am not suggesting to ban guns;  I am just suggesting people think about it before they get one and do some serious thought about whether they really need one, not just because you CAN have one, but do you need one?  And 90% of the people that have one now do not need one.  But some suggest that if you ban guns or if you make it a crime to have a gun only criminals will have guns.

Well if you were to use logic. the only people that truly need a gun to protect themselves from criminals are store owners.  They are the only ones I have seen on the news that get robbed and cannot defend themselves.  Home owners, people at homes, or at the office, or on the road, are rarely heard of — not that it may not happen, but convenience store clerks are by far the largest targeted place by criminals NOT the average person or beer drinking, redneck, backwoods, inconsiderate bastard that actually owns a gun. He doesn't need a gun to scare people away or defend himself. Unless he is messing with the wife of another of his kind; then it is his own damn fault.

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Now we have idiots thinking to legalize marijuana.  Well we know where there mind is marijuana the have none after they killed it with the drug, so why listen to them pantie wastes?
This is what the proponents are saying about the DRUG!!!

that marijuana is less dangerous than legal substances like cigarettes and alcohol; that pot has legitimate medical uses; that the money spent prosecuting marijuana offenses would be better used on more pressing public concerns.

REALLY??!!  Bullshit!!  At least when someone is drinking near me I don't get second hand DRUG USE.   IF someone is smoking a cigarette near me, and not many do, I either walk away or put it out for them then shoot them with my gun — hmmm... a reason to have one... — but if I, my wife, friends, or CHILDREN happen to get a whiff if cigarette smoke at least we do not get high and effect our state of mind — get infected as I call it — like one would if we were next to a marijuana smoker.

The negative out weaighs the positive for legalizing the DRUG!!!  I am anti drug. You need a crutch to get through life? Get a gun and do yourself in.  We don't need your kind around effecting the sactity of our lives you freaks!!!