Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Heaviest and Deadliest Element Discovered

Research has led to discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.  The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.  Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.  A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that normally takes less than a second to take as long as 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places.  In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes more morons to become neurons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, which has half as many peons but twice the number of morons.  Poisoning by this metal is lethal at small doses.

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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

A little humor to and thoughts to ponder from a woman's point of view

If you love something set it free;  If it comes back it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back it was never yours to begin with.
BUT... If it just in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your phone, takes your money, and deasn't appear to realize that you set it free .....

You either married it or gave birth to it.

One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain five pounds.

If men can run the world why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?

this one is from Sandy at Women of worth.

Men Are Just Happier People — what do you expect from such simple creatures?
  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can be President.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100. 
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. 
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood all the time. 
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about tanks.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend...
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You almost never have strap problems in public.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. 
  • Everything on your face stays its original color.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck.
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes with one color for all seasons.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  • You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!

Idiots in the world

Just read about the "Concealed arms reciprocity rejected by Senate," and I am wondering why was it even up for a vote? Who in the right mind would want to approve this?

I know it is some far right or leftest, extremist republican group who feels they have the RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS when ever they damn well please, but wake up and grow up you ingrained morons!!!  Other than the fact that you can use the law to the letter — and then some — there is no reason, NONE WHAT SO FUCKING EVER to need a gun in your home let alone concealed somewhere on you or in your car.

It is your paranoid delusions that you think you need to defend yourself and your lack of understanding — maybe because you're not smarter than a 5th grader — that you fear someone is going to take your rights away.  You need to go find your own island or planet then you will truly have your privacy and the rights to do as you wish, but here on earth in the united states, you're not the only one who lives here.

I understand the need to defend yourself, but out of the billions of people that live here, what are the odds that you need it to defend yourself? less than 1%.  BUT the real reason that people own and have guns is too much testosterone and the need to kill things.  If you are so fucking worried about defending yourself from being killed, why do you kill things that don't have a chance against a weapon?  You want to kill a deer, a duck, bear, even a person, then do it with your bare hands.

Guns are for sissy's, pansies, little scared boys and girls that can't stick up for themselves. A person who uses a gun is a chicken shit cry baby's that hide behind the gun and think they are tough — you're nothing but a loser.

I am not suggesting to ban guns;  I am just suggesting people think about it before they get one and do some serious thought about whether they really need one, not just because you CAN have one, but do you need one?  And 90% of the people that have one now do not need one.  But some suggest that if you ban guns or if you make it a crime to have a gun only criminals will have guns.

Well if you were to use logic. the only people that truly need a gun to protect themselves from criminals are store owners.  They are the only ones I have seen on the news that get robbed and cannot defend themselves.  Home owners, people at homes, or at the office, or on the road, are rarely heard of — not that it may not happen, but convenience store clerks are by far the largest targeted place by criminals NOT the average person or beer drinking, redneck, backwoods, inconsiderate bastard that actually owns a gun. He doesn't need a gun to scare people away or defend himself. Unless he is messing with the wife of another of his kind; then it is his own damn fault.

Now we have idiots thinking to legalize marijuana.  Well we know where there mind is marijuana the have none after they killed it with the drug, so why listen to them pantie wastes?
This is what the proponents are saying about the DRUG!!!
that marijuana is less dangerous than legal substances like cigarettes and alcohol; that pot has legitimate medical uses; that the money spent prosecuting marijuana offenses would be better used on more pressing public concerns.
REALLY??!!  Bullshit!!  At least when someone is drinking near me I don't get second hand DRUG USE.   IF someone is smoking a cigarette near me, and not many do, I either walk away or put it out for them then shoot them with my gun — hmmm... a reason to have one... — but if I, my wife, friends, or CHILDREN happen to get a whiff if cigarette smoke at least we do not get high and effect our state of mind — get infected as I call it — like one would if we were next to a marijuana smoker.

The negative out weaighs the positive for legalizing the DRUG!!!  I am anti drug. You need a crutch to get through life? Get a gun and do yourself in.  We don't need your kind around effecting the sactity of our lives you freaks!!!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Sexual Preference or being gay

I grew up with someone who was gay but no one knew until many years after he moved out of the house. That never changed the way I felt about him; it did not change the way I was around him; nor did it change what I thought about him.

What did change it all was the fact that he was always talking about it; always mentioning it — like it he had to prove something to me, himself, or the world; and he always had to be the center of attention — him and his gayness and his young studs he would go to Hawaii with and not stay and see us for more than a day at Christmas.

I have no phobia. I can careless what anyone does in the privacy of their own home and bedroom. So why does anyone else care? What is the big deal? I mean come on, really? And why do they have to let us know?

This ban on gay marriages is for what reason?

1) God did not invent marriage MAN DID!!! Yes man did! Not God. Open your freakin mind and see the facts.

2) Now intercourse is for pleasure but also for the creation of human life. You cannot do this with a woman and woman or man and man — artificial insemination and adoption do not count. A man and a woman can only make a baby —— this is what those religiosos might be talking about, if you follow that God created man and so on.

3) I can see the need to show ones commitment to another by marrying someone, but other then that and a few tax benifets, what are the advantages to a married couple over a single person? NOT MUCH.

Let them get married and suffer are sufferings.

4) Now if you believe that being gay is a disease, a genetic defect, or a choice, doesn't matter what you say, think, or do, they will not go away; either with with violence or prayer — I've been praying that hip hop and rap would go away. [still waiting]

5) we get back to my intro. WHO CARES?!? I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home and bedroom! Unless it is making bombs, child porn, or something as odious as those then yes I do care — it is wrong. But sexual preferences and activities? Grow up. It's none of your business. You liberal, self indulged, got nothing better to do than effect everyone else just because you're not happy.

Do you care whaty I do in my bedroom with my wife? [pervert] Do you care that I'm straight — if that is the oposite of gay. Does it make me a better person? Does it make the gay a worse one? Does it effect their judgement?

Well if you're going to pick on gays, then what about Jews? Just pulled a word out of the air. [but they have been picked on] What about Mexican's, blacks, vegetarians, hippies, the coporate elite.... You know thinking about it everyone has been picked on.

The question now is who is doing the picking?

Look in the mirror and ask that person if they are the purist; the most upstanding citizen; an honorable human being; never lied, never stole anything, never had bad thoughts about anyone... I know the answer. NO... NO ONE IS!!!!!

So what is the fuss about? You really got nothing better to do? Your pitiful life is that boring you have to screw it up for everyone else? Point it at yourself and pull the trigger. Give yourself and us a break.

The below article was the last nerve I could take:
BOISE, Idaho – Barack Obama's campaign promise to scrap the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy gave Lt. Col. Victor Fehrenbach hope. Now the aviator is wondering if the president will deliver in time to save his 18-year Air Force career.
The winner of nine air medals for distinguished service in flight, including one for heroism the night U.S. forces captured Baghdad International Airport in 2003, Fehrenbach is in the process of getting kicked out of the military a year after an acquaintance told his bosses he was gay.
He thought he could hang on until the government eliminated the military's policy forcing gays and lesbians to keep their sexual orientation secret, but now he isn't so sure.

I go back to: WHO CARES if you are gay or not? Keep your sexual orientation to yourself because I do not care and what relevancy does it have to anything?

Oh. Those religiosos are the ones who need to clean their own noses and dust from the pantry as they have high ranking prests that go for young chior boys. Now that's just wrong.Technorati Tags: gay, sexual, who cares, grow up, marriage

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Thoughts and ideas to ponder

I received an email from a fellow student of a post production school in Burbank, and the content was quite interesting and some of the things I agree with all my heart; however, I do know that these little thoughts have been plastered around the internet, posted to many other places, and passed around the work area, but has anyone really looked into what they truly mean and compared it to the blight we are currently in?

  • Being a minority only makes you a victim of numbers, nothing else.
  • The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like:
    1. United Negro College Fund
    2. Jet Magazine
    3. Black Entertainment Television
    4. Miss Black America
  • Try to have things like [below] and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door:
    1. United Caucasian College Fund
    2. Cloud Magazine
    3. White Entertainment Television
    4. Miss White America
  • I agree with this one a little but my take on it is below it (not italic):
    • Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
    • Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. But having a gun just makes it easier for you to kill without any guts, glory, or pride—the chicken shit way out; you want to kill someone, do it with your bare hands, if you can, and face that person eye to eye. I guarantee you 90% of shooting deaths would stop. So I still say BAN the FUCKING GUNS. Why do you think you need one?
      • Oh you say only criminals will have guns then. Having a gun makes you a criminal.
        1. It can get stolen
        2. It gets into the wrong hands and kids get killed
        3. Honestly, what chance do you think you would ever really need it? If you live in a bad part of town then MOVE!
          • I worked with a freak that wanted to carry a concealed weapon just to make himself feel more powerful and better than anyone else he knew or met—He, to me, was more dangerous than any robber. Robbers use the gun to intimidate, This guy would use the gun to kill just so he can say he killed and make an excuse he was in danger just to get away with the killing—people like him should not have a gun, but they gave it to him anyway only because the governing body was made up of people like him.
        4. If you think you might become a victim then it is your fault for making yourself one.
          • Meet neighbors and start a neighborhood watch.
          • Don't flaunt your belongings
          • Change your routine, patterns, and lifestyle every now and then.
          • Don't like the area MOVE.
          • Don't blame anyone but yourself. LOCKS are for honest people.
        5. Yes. There is a small percent that is truly robbed, but is a gun the answer? You have no idea when it will happen: the subway, city streets, in your home at dinner, while you are sleeping, taking a shower, in your car, in a store. When do you have access to your weapon in any of those situations other than a criminal or an officer? One? maybe two situations? Oh yeah, owning a gun is only to protect you in your home.
    • BOTTOM LINE: Guns are for chicken shit, small brained, little dicked, pansy assed, morons that need something to hide behind.
  • If you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is your opinion.
  • I have the right 'NOT' to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.
  • When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling; it is the Law of Probability.
  • If you are selling me a milkshake, a newspaper, or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact , if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!
    • I have no problem with you speaking your own language, but not to me, unless of course I speak to you in your language, which is me trying to be more open and a human being and not closed minded, but you still should speak English in Americas to us Americans first.
  • My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.
    • You are in America. You want to practice your religion, your faith, your beliefs, than do it where you came from or in your basement; don't force me to be tolerant or understanding, I didn't invite you. We will change over time, forcing us to change makes it worse for you, not us.
    • The same goes for America. Stay out of other countries business. They didn't invite us.
  • The police should have every right to shoot you if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, [see the above lines].
    • And why is it you are here in America, not knowing the language, and are a criminal? Go back to where you came from and waste their time and money.
      1. You are disrespecting my and my forefathers beliefs and all the men and women who fought to give us our rights and freedoms [see the above lines].
  • Just because you were not born in this country, that you should be able to qualify for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans, or tax breaks, and so forth just so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, any other business, or go to school when I am struggleing to make my mortgage payment or send my kids to college.
  • We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.
  • I don't hate the rich; I don't pity the poor. I do hate inconciderate people either poor or rich.
  • Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and the Oil Companies have every right to keep every penny they make and continue to make more. If you don't like it then go and invent the next operating system and put your name on the building, or stop driving, find your own fossle fuels, don't create the situation where you need to travel—no one is telling you you have to go somewhere—live next to where you work, do something but stop complaining.
  • It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it do es take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say 'NO!'
  • Tattoos and piercing are fine, if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!
  • Most black people here in America were not born in Africa; so why do we call them 'African-Americans?" I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. And there are black people in other countries. Do they still get called African-Americans? Or do they call them African-English? African-Italians? African-Canadians?
Now the end of this email is went on about God and the dollar and so forth, but the last lines were about God giving us a sense of humor to see a joke.

Now I disagree with this. If someone has the desire, the need, the time to post such ideas and thoughts but then state at the end it was all a joke they are either someone trying to make light of Americans and their strong closed minded beliefs, or they are just too stupid to realized that they just disrespected themselves and all their forefathers hard work and lives.

This is no joke.
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