Wednesday, July 22, 2009

A little humor to and thoughts to ponder from a woman's point of view

If you love something set it free;  If it comes back it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back it was never yours to begin with.
BUT... If it just in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your phone, takes your money, and deasn't appear to realize that you set it free .....

You either married it or gave birth to it.

One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain five pounds.

If men can run the world why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?

this one is from Sandy at Women of worth.

Men Are Just Happier People — what do you expect from such simple creatures?
  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can be President.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100. 
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. 
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood all the time. 
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about tanks.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend...
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You almost never have strap problems in public.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. 
  • Everything on your face stays its original color.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck.
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes with one color for all seasons.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  • You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!

Idiots in the world

Just read about the "Concealed arms reciprocity rejected by Senate," and I am wondering why was it even up for a vote? Who in the right mind would want to approve this?

I know it is some far right or leftest, extremist republican group who feels they have the RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS when ever they damn well please, but wake up and grow up you ingrained morons!!!  Other than the fact that you can use the law to the letter — and then some — there is no reason, NONE WHAT SO FUCKING EVER to need a gun in your home let alone concealed somewhere on you or in your car.

It is your paranoid delusions that you think you need to defend yourself and your lack of understanding — maybe because you're not smarter than a 5th grader — that you fear someone is going to take your rights away.  You need to go find your own island or planet then you will truly have your privacy and the rights to do as you wish, but here on earth in the united states, you're not the only one who lives here.

I understand the need to defend yourself, but out of the billions of people that live here, what are the odds that you need it to defend yourself? less than 1%.  BUT the real reason that people own and have guns is too much testosterone and the need to kill things.  If you are so fucking worried about defending yourself from being killed, why do you kill things that don't have a chance against a weapon?  You want to kill a deer, a duck, bear, even a person, then do it with your bare hands.

Guns are for sissy's, pansies, little scared boys and girls that can't stick up for themselves. A person who uses a gun is a chicken shit cry baby's that hide behind the gun and think they are tough — you're nothing but a loser.

I am not suggesting to ban guns;  I am just suggesting people think about it before they get one and do some serious thought about whether they really need one, not just because you CAN have one, but do you need one?  And 90% of the people that have one now do not need one.  But some suggest that if you ban guns or if you make it a crime to have a gun only criminals will have guns.

Well if you were to use logic. the only people that truly need a gun to protect themselves from criminals are store owners.  They are the only ones I have seen on the news that get robbed and cannot defend themselves.  Home owners, people at homes, or at the office, or on the road, are rarely heard of — not that it may not happen, but convenience store clerks are by far the largest targeted place by criminals NOT the average person or beer drinking, redneck, backwoods, inconsiderate bastard that actually owns a gun. He doesn't need a gun to scare people away or defend himself. Unless he is messing with the wife of another of his kind; then it is his own damn fault.

Now we have idiots thinking to legalize marijuana.  Well we know where there mind is marijuana the have none after they killed it with the drug, so why listen to them pantie wastes?
This is what the proponents are saying about the DRUG!!!
that marijuana is less dangerous than legal substances like cigarettes and alcohol; that pot has legitimate medical uses; that the money spent prosecuting marijuana offenses would be better used on more pressing public concerns.
REALLY??!!  Bullshit!!  At least when someone is drinking near me I don't get second hand DRUG USE.   IF someone is smoking a cigarette near me, and not many do, I either walk away or put it out for them then shoot them with my gun — hmmm... a reason to have one... — but if I, my wife, friends, or CHILDREN happen to get a whiff if cigarette smoke at least we do not get high and effect our state of mind — get infected as I call it — like one would if we were next to a marijuana smoker.

The negative out weaighs the positive for legalizing the DRUG!!!  I am anti drug. You need a crutch to get through life? Get a gun and do yourself in.  We don't need your kind around effecting the sactity of our lives you freaks!!!